How to win the Anonymous
A few days back, my friends and I were discussing the recent sagas that have been surrounding me. I was just discussing with them how idiotic and obviously far-fetched some of the accusations are, such as that I inflate my stats because some morons decided for themselves that " Only SG visitors are important so we only count page views from the SG url, we will just conveniently discount the rest. " "THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ!! DON'T HAVE OVERSEAS SINGAPOREANS AH??? AND THEY CAN DECIDE WHAT COUNTRIES MY CLIENTS WANT TO TARGET MEH?! WHY CAN'T THEY SEE REASON??!!" I said heatedly, feeling very agitated that I have to explain such a moot point and that the cusspool of inbred buffoons in Singapore seem to believe in the crap spewed forth, nodding their unibrows and underbites in unison with drool spilling all over their keyboards. My friend calmly replied, "You are making the mistake of thinking they are actually interested in the truth....